I love going on random chats and just talking to any and everyone. I know chatrooms are related with revenge porn and old men disguising themselves as young girls and befriending underage girls to meet them at places just to kidnap them but there are a lot of good things about chatrooms that get lost in the haze of negativity. Like the fact that there are people halfway across the world who will talk to you for hours on end about music, unicorns or bad restaurant experiences at 3 am. Also, the coolest thing about chatrooms is that many people usually don't hold back when it comes to choosing a username. That's why I've compiled a list of bizarre usernames that I just couldn't help but share. Some of these findings are from Freemake.com and others from my own experiences. Enjoy!

 

 

1. ShootinJizzinYaEye - I am not even going to try and comprehend why someone would choose such a username. It's guys like these that keep up the old-man-kidnapper perceptions. 

 

 

2. Luehasbeencastrated - I've actually been in a chatroom with someone with this username! When I asked them why they chose it, they said that their ex was a real asshole and that they were giving him the body part that matched his attitude. Ouch. 

 

 

3. iLOSTMYRiGHTSHOE - I'm guessing that he really loved that right shoe. Lol.

 

 

4. CltrAltDelicious - This one is actually too cute.

 

 

5. Kiss-my-Axe - Very cute pun. 
 

 

6. Onehellofabeach - Come on, how can this not be funny? XD

 

 

7. DrownedFish - this was their actual profile picture----->

 

 

 

8. SinisterUrge - this was the profile pic they used -----------> 

 

 

 

9. onebaddaddy - the imagery from this is just disturbing. No. Just no. 

 

 

10. BrokenPuppet - Just another unfortunate soul who finally figured out that we're all just pawns in the game of life.

 

 

What are the weirdest ones you've seen so far? List them in the comments below!